The Tomb of Akmanthor  also known as "The Tomb of the Physician" in Saqqara , Egypt depicts two men having work done on their feet and hands, presumably massage. Huangdi Neijing is composed during the Chinese Spring and Autumn period. The Nei-jing is a compilation of medical knowledge known up to that date, and is the foundation of Traditional Chinese Medicine. Massage is referred to in 30 different chapters of the Nei Jing.
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